------------------------- NINTENDO SWITCH DIALOUGE ------------------------- * (It's a strange doll.) * (Take a closer look?) * (It glares back at you...) * (You decided to explore the various other activities provided in this room.) * What are YOU looking at!? * There's a doll here. * It's a life-sized Mew Mew Doll. For... something? * It glares at you. * Mew Mew 2: Mew Mew's Pissed Off And Ready To Mew! * You scratched the Mew Mew Doll gently behind the ears. * (...?) * (...it sounded like the doll was... laughing...?) ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!! FOOL!! DON'T YOU KNOW NOT TO TOUCH PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW!? ESPECIALLY!! WHEN!!! THEY'RE!!! Ticklish. Huh? You don't recognize me...? Ohhh ho ho… That's all for the better~! Once I fuse with this perfect new body, mew~ A brand new, WONDERFUL life is going to begin! ...but as much as I try to fuse... IT'S!! NOT!!! WORKING!!!! MY EMOTIONS AREN'T PURE ENOUGH---!! I need TENTSION! CONFLICT! Something to bring out my ANGER!!! ... That's it!!! YOU!!! Human!!! Fight with me!!! COMBAT!! BLOODLUST!! DESTRUCTION!! It's the perfect emotional cocktail... To fuse with my new body, mew~ And, with my new special ability... This battle will be TRULY INTERESTING!!! * Smells like perfume and nerds. * Mad Mew Mew tightens her head. * Mad Mew Mew glares into an elaborate pink mirror, then turns to you the same way. * Mad Mew Mew considers ska dancing but the music isn't nearly appropriate enough. * A pre-recorded, peppy voice squaks out of Mad Mew Mew's torso. * Mad Mew Mew is mewing madly. * You talked to Mad Mew Mew. ...doesn't seem much for a conversation. FOOL! You think you can hurt ME with that puny weapon!? As long as my guard's up, this body is INVINCIBLE! (And cute, mew~) WERE YOU LISTENING!? You can't hurt me!!! Wait. Wait! WAIT! I get it!! You're trying to bring out my deepest feelings! Hack away, you despicable fleshling! Don't you think I could EASILY become the world's CUTEST dullahan!? I just have to find a giant cat for my steed, and I'll off! ALRIGHT, it's starting to get ANNOYING again!!! READ THE ROOM!!! Wondering where I got this body? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!? HA HA HA!!! Sure, I'll tell you. Weak! WEAK! WEAK!! COME ON!!! You have to make this CHALLENGING!!! Try pressing apart on BOTH ANALOG STICKS!!! ARRRGHHH! ENOUGH!!! Practice moving around NOW, while I'm talking! Got it? Moved around enough? Alright, let's go! I found it in... A strange place. A... sciencey place. No idea what was going on THERE but... As soon as I saw this new body, I just knew-- IT WAS ME!!! ME!!! ME!!!! So I TOOK it! You can't blame me! Why does a scientist need a life-sized girl statue anyway!? I probably saved it from EXPERIMENTS!!! I'm a hero, and I rescued MYSELF!!! And now, with this new body, I've got a BRAND NEW life ahead of me!! NEW LIFE!!! COOL LIFE!!! NEW LIFE!!! COOL LIFE!!! NEW LIFE!!! And NOW I'll finally be able to... I'll... finally be able to... Uhh, continue being Undyne's Training Dummy. BUT BETTER!!! Ah, Undyne... Sweet, violent Undyne~ I can't wait to see the look on her face when she sees me~ She'll blast me with a storm of spears~ I'll be the world's greatest pin cushion~ H-huh...!? That look on your face-- She's already got... ...somebody else? ... Heheheh... Heheh... Well, if she's got somebody else... THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THEM!?? I'LL RESPECT THEM!!!! I'LL RESPECT THEIR RELATIONSHIP!!! HAHAHA!!! HAPPY FOR HER!! NOTHING BUT THE BEST!!! BEST OF LUCK!!! Enough. ENOUGH. ENOUGH!!! WHY haven't I FUSED yet!? Do I have to use my FULL POWER!? COME ON! IS THIS ENOUGH FOR YOU!? What the hey!? You're some kind of freak, aren't you! You dodged ALL my attacks without getting hit! Unbelievable. Unbelievable! UNBELIEVABLE!!! YOU! Let's see what you think of THIS, then!! EAT THIS!!! AND THIS!!! AND SOME OF THIS!!! BUT NOT THIS!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!! IT'S FOR ME!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO USE IT!!! Huuuuu...!!! Don't think that was NEARLY enough to earn my praise!!! Take THIS!!! Mewsers! That was Gnarly! Tubular! Way Cool! Awesome! Groovy! Mondo! Outrageous! Funky! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY!? BECAUSE WE AREN'T DONE YET!! Enough. ENOUGH. ENOUGH!!! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!? NO MATTER HOW MAD I GET, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I FIGHT, I JUST CAN'T FUSE WITH THIS BODY!!! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG!?!? What am I doing wrong... * It seems like Mad Mew Mew might listen to you now... * You told Mad Mew Mew that anger might not be the only way. H... huh? You mean I might have to try... ...other... ...emotions? You mean something like... Love? Then, I... ... Human!!! Go ahead!!! Show me what LOVE is!!! * How will you show your LOVE...? * ...but it was hard to express your LOVE just through words. I suppose I should have expected that. Unmewsed~ * Huh...? Such... such kindness...! * It's... making me FEEL something! * It may be awhile before I can truly fuse with this body. * But, I think this is a start...! * Heh, to think that even though I hid in here to be alone... * ...I somehow made a friend!!! * Thank you. Thank you! THANK YOU!! * (The Animatronic Limited Edition Mew Mew Machine was shattered into pieces...) * YOU! I had finally found the perfect body...!!! * I even came to a secluded place to fuse in PEACE, but... * I guess I made an ENEMY!!! * Just WAIT! After I repair this body, you're REALLY going to suffer!!! * Someday. Someday! SOMEDAY!!! * You…! You!!!!!! * Thanks a lot for your help earlier, mew~ * I'm starting to feel GREAT in this new form!!! I want everyone to see it!! * Who knows, maybe I'll even start my OWN TV show and take the world by storm! * Watch out, Mettaton!!! I'll STEP on your puny metal behind!! Hahaha!!! * … … hey, do you think Undyne's going to come back here soon, or...? * Isn't it NORMAL to think a lady might want to watch her own house burn down!? * It's sort of like, er, your own personal fireworks show! VERY personal! * You thought you could stop ME from using this body!? * HA!!! * I may be in pieces, but I still gotta be myself! * Your days are numbered, mew~ ------------------ XBOX ONE DIALOUGE ------------------ * Welcome to the Dog Casino, mew~! * How can I assist you? My name's... * Wait. A. SECOND! * You. You! YOU!!! You FEEBLE, ACCURSED human! * Shucks, you came to support me at my first gig with my new look, mew? * Hahaha.. AHAHAHAHAHA!! That means... * A LOT TO ME!!! * Okay, mew! In return, I'll tell you my thoughts on any prizes you win! * Just check them and talk to me, mew! * This is one of the highest paying jobs I've ever had, mew! * Er, I don't technically have a salary, on account of... * Just finding this place and randomly deciding I work here. * BUT I've been replicating this canine residue I found, and I'm gonna sell it ALL! * HAHA! Then I'll be ROLLING in FLAKES! ROLLING around on my back with my paws up! * ME and my ANIMATRONIC VOICEBOX both LAUGHING IN SYNC! * What, what, WHAT! Check something you want my thoughts on! * Energy drinks? What? * The only energy drink I need is ELECTRICITY! * Because if I don't charge my voicebox... * Demonic, low-pitched voice clips emanate from inside me! * 'Feeeeeeed meee, mewwwww!' * Even SO, Burger Freak REFUSES to make me a battery smoothie... * Open me up, and pour it inside! * What is wrong with him? Don't make me go to Alphys, mew! * That white box? Pretty sure this body interfaces with it somehow! * There's some Mew Mew game on there, where if you press the controller... * It makes my body's voice box speak in response to what's onscreen! * Alphys was using it trying to find this body right when I, er, took it over! * I could hear her footsteps approaching as she kept tapping the X button... * I crouched in the corner, trying to cover my mouth and voicebox, but... * My body kept yelling 'Right here! I'm right here, mew!' * Finally, when she was just about to turn the corner and see me... * I stood up and shouted with my own voice. * 'I'M RIGHT HERE, MEW!' * She fainted. * And that's my story, mew! * Shucks, is that a CAMERA!? Like, want to take a selfie with me, mew? * TOO BAD!! You gotta pay for photos of me! I'm trying to build up my BRAND! * How else will I afford PINK DRESSES for all of my BULLETS? * Post your OWN selfie! I'll LIKE and SHARE it! Haha! Serves you right! * That ticket? N-no, I haven't seen it before! * What? No, I don't know if it's originally Blooky's! No idea! * Just, don't you think it's a bad influence on Blooky if they watch that weird robot!? * He's just so... * Inappropriately... * Corporeal! * What!? I-It's not my fault if I can't face them since I left to try to find a body... * E-even if it means, not letting them find out, I've been their neighbor... * Look! It's just something you can't understand, mew! * Wouldn't Undyne look GREAT in a baseball cap, mew? * Her hair'd go PERFECTLY through the hole in the back! * Wait. * Wait! * WAIT! * That's a backwards cap! No, that wouldn't work! If she wore it backwards... * You'd have to cut a hole above the bill for her hair to come out of! * Mmm, Beauty Creams! I love that stuff, nya! * Of course, I can't taste anything yet, but... * The feeling of my teeth grinding it up is great! * But don't let the MTT branding fool you. Oh, don't! Don't! DON'T! * When I went to the MTT burger place, ONCE AGAIN, the FREAK working there... * Just STARED at me when I asked him to make ICE CREAM out of it for me! * Like, HELLO, is your head screwed on right? NO? * And I'M BAD for TRYING to HELP him re-screw his head on!? WHAT? * Good games? Yeah, you mean Mew Mew 2 Super Cutey Darkness Dress Up!? * Someone made a game where you dress ME up. Sooooo cute, mew! * And DON'T listen to any fool who says it's 'non-canon.' * That SAME person, would say I'm 'degenerating Mew Mew's character,' * JUST for how I walk, how I talk, or... * Even just innocently brandishing some knives! * Well, MEWS FLASH! I'M Mew Mew now, you futile fools! * You see me blowing a big cloud of smoke out of my mouth at an event? * That's canon! * And because my body is shoddily made and emits smoke constantly! * Fast food? Is that from that WORTHLESS MTT store? * Pass. Pass! PASS! * The guy working there is SUCH a creep, it's not even funny! * He just kept STARING! Like you've never seen a pretty girl... * ... turn her head around 270 degrees? * While, cutting all the pictures of your boss, out of the menu? * And replacing them, with pictures, of herself? * It's absolutely normal for girls to do that is what I'm saying. * Hmm... A humanoid statue...? * Hey, hey, HEY! I know this nice ghost that could REALLY use a body! * Just replace the face, and you've got a WINNER! * Just THINK about how many KNIVES it could hold in its arms, mew! * KNIVES!! Physical, CORPOREAL KNIVES! * Nice sign huh!? I found it myself! * Nice sign huh!? * Shucks, look at all that dog fuzz, mew! Looks kind of like... * BULLETS! * Remember when I fired all of those cotton balls at you, mew? * Then fired all of my own bullets? * So nostalgic! When are we gonna do that AGAIN!? * Uwa, there's gotta be more than 500 particles flying around right nyaow! * Ahh, reminds me of back when I'd get cut and my cotton would fly out everywhere... * Undyne! I'm still jointed and easy to put back together! You don't have to hold back! * ... I want to say to her, but... * ... if I fuse with this body, I might really get hurt if she uses it for training... * Fine! FINE! FINE!!! This body's for ME, not for HER!!! * Still, the idea I might get really hurt if she stabbed me... it makes me feel... * 'Follow your heart, mew!' * Agggh! Not NOW, independently installed voicebox!! * Wow, 500 particles, mew! * That slot machine's so HD... It's almost looking, uh... 401K...? * I feel like... everything is about to make a really big change. * If I fuse with this body, the flowery, cotton-filled life I had will end, and... * A new life, as an anime catgirl, will begin. * A corporeal life... One with... all sorts of... Maintenance. * If I break something, or get hurt, I might have to ask Alphys to help me... * It's a bit scary... but I love this body, so there's no way I'm going back! * ... * Ahhh! I almost forgot, mew! * You reached 1000 particles, so you've earned... * The 1000 Particle Subscriber Special! * That's right, mew! It's a special gift just for you... * So don't tell anyone, OK? * Lean in close... * Close your eyes... * And listen to me sing my super secret song! Ahem! * ooo ooo oooo * ooo ooo oooo * oo oo ooo oo ooo * oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo * oo oo oo oo ooo * ooo * ... * Aha... haha! WELL!? How was that!? Is your feeble mind BLOWN!? * (I can feel myself blushing!) I'm never singing that again, so enjoy, mew! * Wow, 1000 particles! Nice! * But heck if I'm singing that song! * You wanna hear it again, try buying another GamerBOX!