>Enter

Welcome. Make sure to check the menu.

>Enter x2

Welcome back.

>Buy

(no dialogue)

>Buy Item

Here you go.

>Buy Item, Decline

tAKE Your Time.

>Sell

THIS IS A COFFEE SHOP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

>Sell x2

(no dialogue)

>Sell (Acquainted)

Not to sound rude, but...
This is a coffee shop. You know that, right?

>Talk

...

>Talk (Acquainted)

I suppose so.

>About You

What? You...
...wanna know about me?
...
Well, I... um... don't really like coffee.
Yeah, I mean, it tastes good, and smells nice, but...
It hurts my body after awhile. It's not worth it.

>About You x2

Huh? What DO I like?
Uhh, well, lemonade is really good.
T-the homemade one I make, at least!
I don't put too much sugar into it, so I can at least say it's much healthier than coffee.
I tried to get them to serve it here, but...
They ended up putting WAY too much sugar into it, to the point of complaints.
So instead of actually FIXING THE PROBLEM, they just...
...took it off the menu entirely.
Great place, huh????

>About You x3

More about me? Um...
Not to sound like a loser, but... I don't really HAVE much interesting stuff to tell you.
I mean, I work at a minimum-wage coffee shop. I think it's obvious I don't have a lot.
But, um... just because you seem really adamant to know, I guess i'll tell you.
I like... weird rodents? My favorite are Jerboas.
Huh? You don't know what those are?
Well they're like... tiny, kangaroo-rabbit things with long legs that jump around real fast.
They're uh, real cute.
So if you have the time, find some information about them.
N-not that you have to, of course.

>About You x4

Are you, uh...
Hitting on me, or something???

>About You (Acquainted)

You... went through all that trouble to defeat The KING and you still want to talk to me?
I... alright, I guess you deserve to know my most embarrassing secret.
I really like... singing.
Well, not usual singing! For the most part.
It's like when you hear a song without vocals that you've heard so many times that...
You can't help but sing along?
Y-you kinda just sing the lead melody out loud.
...
Sorry. That's... weird, isn't it?

>About You (Acquainted) x2

I don't really have anything else to tell you, but I appreciate that you're this interested in knowing about me.
If you ever come back here, I can... give you a discount on anything you order.
Well, like, a secret discount. I'm not actually... allowed to do that.
But since you saved our asses, and you... thought about me afterwards...
I'll do it for you anyway.

>Compliment

Huh? You...
...like my outfit?
...
Th...thanks.

>Threaten

Yeah. I expected that.
...so, uh...
you gonna do it or what?

>Manager

What? My manager?
No, no. You really don't want to see him.

>Manager x2

You really don't, trust me.
You'd be better off just leaving if you have a problem.

>Manager x3

Please, just do this for me.

>Manager x4

STOP.

>Cup Size

Huh? Cup size?
Well, cups are smaller than mugs.
I hope that helps...

>Exit (if didn't threaten/threatened but complimented last)

Have a good day.
Oh, and... I hear you're on a big journey. I can tell just by looking at you, too.
Good luck.

>Exit x2 (x1 if didn't compliment/threatened last)

Have a good day.

>Exit (Acquainted)

Have a good one.