PG - Poly-Girl
Mono - Monoko
S - Spindel
Mel - Melissa

Mono: ...I have a question.
PG: hm?
Mono: What is that stick in your mouth? Why do you always have one? 
PG: that's two questions.
Mono: *squinted eyes, annoyed*
PG: it's a lollipop. i have tons of them. i like how they taste. plus, it makes me look cool.
Mono: ...I don't see it.
PG: you ever see a movie with a guy that always has a cig in his mouth? it's like that, without the lung cancer.
Mono: Cigarettes aren't "cool".
PG: it's not the cigarettes that are cool, it's having a thing in your mouth that's cool!!!
Mono: I suppose everything is subjective...
PG: DUDE!!!

S: HA! HAHAHAHA!!!! BEHOLD!! MY ULTIMATE PROJECT! 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING! I, SPINDEL, INTRODUCE YOU TO... THE SOCCER BALL SENTRY STATION!!!!
Mono: Hey!!! W-wait--!!! I... uh... it's... not. working?
S: W-what!?!?! OH COME ON!!!! I... Grrr!!!! JUST LET ME HURT YOU ALREADY!!! *runs up to monoko and kicks their leg*
Mono: ...Spindel.
S: COME ON!!!! DIE ALREADY YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!
Mono: Spindel, please. It doesn't hurt. You're wasting your time.
S: I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, MONOKO!!!!!!! *continues kicking*
Mono: Okay, i'm going.
S: NO YOU AREN'T, DAMNIT!!!
Mono: Goodbye, Spindel. Maybe you can destroy me another time, but for now, I need to get back home.
S: STOP!!!! COME BACK!!!
Mono: If you keep assaulting me, I'll get PG to punt you again.
PG: hey
Mono: Please help.
PG: sure thing
S: CUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!